‘Ah,’ said the cobbler, ‘... What do you supposed ruined me, now?’ ‘Wy,’ said Sam ... ‘I s’pose the beginnin’ wos, that you got into debt, eh?’ ‘Never owed a farden [farthing],’ said the cobbler, ‘try again.’ ‘Well perhaps,’ said Sam, you bought houses, which is delicate English for going mad, or took the buildin’, which is a medical term for being incurable.’ The cobbler shook his head and said, ‘Try again.’ ‘You didn’t go to law, I hope?’ said Sam suspiciously. ‘Never in my life,’ replied the cobbler. ‘The fact is, I was ruined by having money left me.’ |
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